A Room with a View of a Pineapple Bomb Cyclone

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Guiltily, but not very secretly, I love Target. I usually try to sponsor stores that aren’t Amazon since it’s a faceless behemoth, so I buy stuff at Target in person and feel marginally more virtuous, even if that’s irrational. It’s a fun place to wander around, especially…